ASMSnaut - pronounced AH-ESS-EM-ESS-Naught - is an honourary status that is aquired by Noobs who partake in honourable acts, despite their dark clearly evil nature. The title of ASMSnaut is granted to Year 10s who who commit acts of attrocity agains their own kind, in other words anything that is considered by the elders of the ASMS to be a good thing. The title is given out quite liberally, and thus is the lowest honourary title in the hierarchy.


ASMSnauts are most notably dubbed as so for the following things:

  • Reviving a dead comedic writing on the internet.
  • Completing the goal
  • Minding their own god damn bussiness
  • Impressing a god