Louis Albertini is a vacuum cleaner of spare food. He is originally from the isles of Corsica from which he joined the Corsican mafia as a two year old child. He is notorious for five murders with the use of his stainless steel mustache.

Fun Facts about Louis:

- He once killed a man with only his mustache

- Louis doesn't have to wear a mustache cap when he showers, the mustache creates a force-field that keeps it dry

- It is believed that it is impossible to punch louis, as his mustache will severely cripple you if you try.