The Kampfgruppe is an well-organised, prestigious and elite society of only the finest of human specimens. Its purpose is to show the world the true meaning of fourchan and the Watchlist.

The Kampfgruppe's elite members are;

- Panzer Commander Morgan Britton (Kumpfgruppe leader)
- Grenadier Jonker aka the Beluga whale's obese cousin
- Heer Michael
- Volks Grenadier Addy